Man comes home , finds his wife withhisfriend in bed . He shoots hisfriend and kills him.Wife says "If you behave like this, youwill lose ALL your friends"
A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," sendme a brother" Santa wrote back,"SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
What is the definition of Mistress?Someone between the Mister and Mattress
Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning ofWIFE??Without Information Fighting EverytimeWife replies," No, It means , With IdiotFor Ever !!!"
What's the difference between stress,tension and panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,and Panic is when both are pregnant.
Teacher: Do you know the importance of aperiod?Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she hasmissed one, my mom fainted, dadgot aheart attack & our driver ran away
A women asks man who is traveling withsix children,"Are all these kids yours??"The man replies, " No, I work in acondom factory and these are customercomplaints"
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is thedifference between confident andconfidential.Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confidentabout that.Your friend over there, is also my son,that's confidential!
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